NORTH BEND, Wash. – “Don’t do it if you have someplace to go tonight.”
That’s what Kyle Twede, owner of Twede’s Cafe – known to Twin Peaks fans as The Double R Diner – told me when I asked him on Saturday to explain his Fire Walk Hot Wings Challenge. (more…)
NORTH BEND, Wash. – And the winner of third prize in the 2012 Twin Peaks Festival costume contest is…Team Unwinnable! (more…)
NORTH BEND, Wash. – Twin Peaks Fest, meet The Rookie of the Year.
As an icebreaker yesterday morning, I figured what better way to introduce myself – Unwinnable’s very own lanky, clown-footed, self-effacing mascot – than by embarrassing myself while everyone watched. (more…)
This weekend in 1946 the worlds first amusement park opened in Santa Claus, Indiana. It was called Santa Claus Land. Sweltering summer weather be damned, let’s get our Santa costumes on and celebrate the weekend! (more…)
Through the darkness of future past,
the magician longs to see,
one chants out between two worlds,
“Fire, walk with me.”
NORTH BEND, Wash. – Diane, it’s 9:30 a.m., August 3, and Unwinnable has entered the town of Twin Peaks. (more…)
The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway. (more…)
