Rookie of the Year: I Am a Deadbeat Gamer
October 1st, 2012 | By: Matt Marrone
The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.
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