Unwinnable

Here is something from the vaults over at A Jumps B Shoots: Episode 8.

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The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

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The situation on the couch is tense. The kid and I are struggling through one of the most knuckle-breaking levels in Rayman Origins and there is no room for error. Beating this sucker will bring us to the end of the game, but so far, we’ve lost again, and again, and again, and again, and this time, it’s my fault. I jumped too early and got in the way and killed us. Daddy fucked up. (more…)

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy—from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@”$)@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down a fucking hallway.

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I’m making a note here: The Rookie of the Year is a huge success.

He—and by he I mean me—has beaten his very first Xbox game: Portal.

He’s also beaten his second Xbox game: Portal 2.   (more…)

Unlistenable is back, and Matt Marrone got a TV!

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“Mr. Moran, why don’t you come in here and listen to my hi-fi stereo.”

Gabe opened the door to a kind of library. Dark mahogany shelves lined the walls from end to end. It was a dim room except for some orange recessed ceiling lights every few feet. One of the lights illuminated a piece of audio equipment at the far wall.

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Today in 1937 British rock band Led Zeppelin established the cover art for their first album. It is time for the weekend. Oh the humanity! (more…)