On the sad day that Earth is smashed to pieces by a giant meteoroid, our demise will be witnessed by distant alien civilizations. Upon considering our extinction these distant aliens will say, “Wasn’t that the species that canceled TechTV and put on Cops reruns?” That, sadly, will be G4TV’s legacy. (more…)
At some point I will have to explain to my child/niece/heir/parole officer/inexplicably sentient pug how and where I met my wife, Alexis. It’ll be a chat trickier to broach than the birds-and-bees talk. And it’ll certainly be tougher than the “here’s why the last three generations of humanity let the world go to hell” discussion. I’ll have to come clean eventually, though. Maybe the kid will be smart (and curious enough) to Google this: we both worked in the editorial offices of Hustler magazine. But it was videogames, kid/beneficiary/sir/pup, not porn, that brought us together. (more…)
