Dear Space Marine – Chlamydians

Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, delivers much needed advice on sexual transmitted diseases.

Space Marine

Dear Space Marine – Pest Control

Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine gives some tips for effective household pest control.

Space Marine

No Disintegrations

In which Stu Horvath calls out Boba Fett for the chump that he is.

Fett-Carkoon

Unwinnable Weekly Issue Nine

Did the Editor in Chief just call Boba Fett a moron? Read Unwinnable Weekly Issue Nine to find out!

Fett

Dear Space Marine – Lonely in Love

Our resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, dials in from 38,000 years in the future to give a little advice on human courtship.

Space Marine

Time Flies

Irishman Christopher Floyd comes to America, mostly because of The X-Files.