Tits or GTFO
April 26th, 2013 | By: Jenn Frank
I met this guy on a date – let’s call him Roy, because his name was actually Roy – in the dead of a Chicago winter. We’d gone out twice before. This time was different, though, because the meeting was indoors.
I scooted into the booth. We each ordered a beer.
Then, from my seated position, I shrugged out of my coat.
“Whoa!” Roy shouted. (more…)






