Dracula Sucked
January 24th, 2012 | By: Erika Haase
Recently, I finished a book. [Cue gasp]
The book was Dracula. It is about a vampire of the same name and a whole bunch of non-vampire douchebags who decided they needed to kill him after he took a long overseas voyage to London to make new friends (his lonely castle in Transylvania was only inhabited by three annoying whore-vampires that continuously made him fetch babies for them to eat, since they were too lazy to do it themselves). (more…)






