Through the centuries, on this day, absolutely nothing noteworthy has ever happened. Now is our chance, Team Unwinnable! Be noteworthy this weekend!
Stu Horvath: I finished XCOM: Enemy Unknown. You are all heroes. I want you to know that. Every last one of you. This weekend, I will start stabbing people in the throat in Dishonored, shooting aliens in Halo 4 and stabbing more people in the throat in Assassin’s Creed 3.
Chuck Moran: This weekend I will still be enjoying my time at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. I am pretty sure on Sunday my wife and I are having lunch with the princesses. I am also hoping to stand in front of the very closed 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride and throw rocks at it until someone lets me in.
John McGuire: This weekend I’ll be watching horror movies and crashing Halloween parties in Connecticut.
Ian Gonzales: This weekend is reserved for rock shows in graveyards, costume parties and horror movies. I’m thinking a Taste the Blood of Dracula/Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge double feature is in order.
Don Becker: I will regale my friends with tales of my XCOM heroism, as made up by me in an assumption that I was the savior of Stu’s campaign. [Actually, it was Haske, that bastard. - Eds.]
Garrett Martin: They still have the submarine ride at Disneyland, but they’ve changed it into a Finding Nemo thing. They also still have Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, which makes Disneyland incalculably better than Disney World. Also, this weekend, I’ll care about Georgia football just long enough to get extremely drunk and feel alternately depressed and angry. Will also probably suppress an innate desire to tweet while playing the new Halo.
Matt Marrone: I’ll be getting my Halloween on tonight at the Cathedral of St. John Divine. Then some general gallivanting for 24 hours before a quiet dinner at home with my favorite San Francisco Giants fan.
Ethan Sacks: This weekend, I will sit inside the submarine from the 20,000 Leagues ride at Disney World, waiting for Chuck Moran to stop throwing rocks and go away. While inside, I will continue transcribing hours of audio for the Daily News’ upcoming Bond Week while drinking martinis that are shaken AND stirred. Suck it, Fleming!
Ken Lucas: While Chuck is at Disney World, I will reminisce about my best (and worst) night of drinking, which happened at Pleasure Island many moons ago. Also, Disneyland has a better Space Mountain. Hopefully I will get a chance to make a poor decision about one of my group members in The Walking Dead game.
Gus Mastrapa: I will be spending the weekend with my wife plotting the reign of Halford. Then on Sunday seeing Converge.
Mark Mariano: Saturday I’ll be at the Halloween-themed Annapolis Comic Con doing my thing.
Brian Taylor: I am going to see Bruce Springsteen.
Steve Haske: Uhh, I think I’ll go to the movies this weekend!
Chris Dahlen: Raking. Maybe do the Zombie Walk in Dover, New Hampshire. XCOM.
Richard Clark: Having put off several writing assignments over the past two weeks because of illness, I now have several that are due and past due. Guess what I will be doing this weekend!
Ryan Kuo: I will be reluctantly frying my 6-year-old GPU, but also glancing eagerly at my Letterpress screen! Let’s play.
Sam Machkovech: Fuck it, I’m gonna play Dance Central.
Chris Martinez: I’ll probably be getting this house ready for the trick-or-treaters on Wednesday, even with this illness I have. Also, Disneyland is where it’s at.
Mike Rousseau: First, I need to pour one out for the brave soldiers who I had no choice but to sacrifice during XCOM’s final mission. Then, I need to secure a mass of fireworks, as Halloween is the only time in Vancouver we’re legally allowed to set them off.
JP Grant: OW! The hell? Who’s throwing rocks at my home?