Today in 1953 the CIA launched a mind control program called MKULTRA. Why don’t you play some solitaire this weekend?

Stu Horvath: I will be surrounded by musty tomes of occult knowledge, trying to puzzle out the system of the universe. When I need a break, I will be playing Fez and checking out The Witcher 2 for Xbox. But mostly this weekend is for arcana.

Chuck Moran: This weekend I am going to work on computers, play Fez and listen to The Atomic Bitchwax. Also I am going to see Shock Mobatta and Citizen Blast Kane at the Meatlocker. I also really want to play Team Fortress 2. Maybe try and see Cabin in the Woods.

John McGuire: This weekend I’ll be catching up on comics, playing through Resident Evil: Revelations and maybe catching a movie.

Ian Gonzales: You can catch me parading around in my Serpentor outfit. I will be menacing waiters, waitresses and baristas, shouting “This I command!” after every order.

Dave Trainer: I will continue playing WARP, which, if you haven’t tried, get on it. Also the NHL playoffs have started so I’ll be watching as many games as possible. Go Rangers!!

Don Becker: I will be listening to Trans Europe Express and The Man Machine, sobbing uncontrollably over my inability to get Kraftwerk tickets for this weekend. I just hope my cousin’s OK with me doing so in the middle of his birthday party (Happy 17th birthday, Brad!). Maybe I’ll introduce him to Fez to make up for it…

Matt Marrone: Tonight should be an amazing night of baseball and music at the Met (featuring 1/2 of what used to be R.E.M.), tomorrow is about catching up with errands and neglected friends, and then after working Sunday, I’m off Monday and Tuesday for some serious shenanigans.

Ethan Sacks: Wrapped up the Avengers junket – 10 interviews in four hours – and will now get to partake of the highlight of my trip: Amoeba Records! Credit card debt assemble!

Ken Lucas: It’s Friday the 13th!! I will be on the prowl.

Gus Mastrapa: I am going to a burlesque show in Long Beach. Fuck Coachella.

Brian Bannen: Praying for good news from the transmission gods.

Tim Mucci: Tonight we toast to the Templars!

Erik Weinbrecht: My friends are going to some place called Camp Crystal Lake to camp and get drunk… Might join ‘em.

Mark Mariano: Today I’m guest speaking about comics at Rutgers University. Tomorrow I’m DVRing the debut of The Legend of Korra on Nickelodeon at 11 a.m. and watching it over and over for 24 hours.

Olivia Noel Davis: I should attempt to work off the massive quantity of pork I consumed yesterday, but instead I will be doing some much-needed Dungeons & Dragons research and then catching up on Game of Thrones.

Alicia Miller: Catching the opening of the Skinner show tonight at Cotton Candy Machine gallery and store in Brooklyn. Then working literally the next nine straight days. Monday is the start of Spa Week in Hoboken. I am expecting to survive the ordeal light on tips and about 5 lbs. smaller from sweating and running from client to client. They were tricking us when they had us think growing up was bitchin’ fun, weren’t they?